Do you ever wonder what people are searching for when they come across your blog?
Well, I had Eddy check on that for me, and I still can't believe what turned up. Seriously, people are searching for some really bizarre sh*t, and the fact that my blog turned up in the results is totally weirding me out.
Anyway, below are some of the ways that people went from Google to my blog.
** WHO eats MOCK CHICKEN?? And wtf is it????????
- this is who eats it, and this is what it is
** why is paul a pecker neck
- I couldn't say, but thanks a lot for the visual...
** its gonna hurt me hard sex1
- and it's gonna hurt me hard sex2... wtf??
** my sexy are kill are gonna be happy i said bang bang
- I say bang bang, stay the h*ll away from my blog!!
** I have hamburger, what do I make with it?
- don't ask me... I work in a bakery
** nice women sing hamburger
- does that mean naughty women sing hot dog??
** sims 2 sex
- now wait just a frickin' minute, the sims are having sex???
** female pilates woodpeckers
- I don't even want to think about why someone would be looking for those things in the same google search
** lady gaga wants to make hamburger
- good for gaga... I'm sure that meat dress she wore to the MTV Video Awards will grind up nicely