I Shoulda Been A Stripper

As most of you know, I haven't really been around the blogosphere for weeks now. If you're wondering why, the long and the short of it is that my life has been complete insanity, and I don't even know how I am still functioning at this point. I feel like my body could give out at any moment, but I don't have time for it to fail me because I have stuff to do. Speaking of which, last month, Court at Tangles Out selected me for the I Shoulda Been A Stripper Award, and I still haven't had a chance to post it here & pass it on to other bloggers, so I'm going to do that right now.

Guidelines:

a. post the award on your blog

- Check!

b. list 7 of your personality traits, as evidenced on your blog

1. Funny
2. Romantic
3. Stubborn
4. Sarcastic
5. Passionate
6. Hardworking
7. Quirky

c. pass the award on to 7 other bloggers with notable personality, and be sure to let them know that they've been selected

1. Chrissy - the woman who invented this award, or so I thought (I'm still waiting for my lap dance!)

2. Anna - my sexy Swedish lover (you so naughty!)

3. Rob - a guy who'd totally rock some tight leather shorts (just imagine Nana's reaction!)

4. Miss.Stefanie - a gal who's the perfect mix of naughty and nice (purrr!)

5. Lee - a woman who knows all about flashing (is it hot in here?)

6. Mr. C - a guy who knows how to please the ladies (I know you have a Chippendales tuxedo, so don't try to deny it. lol)

7. Travel & Dive Girl - an adventurous gal (have you been to any more sex shows?)

Well, that's it for now. I miss you all, my fellow bloggers. Group hug!!

JB

Seriously, Cadbury, WTF?

Hey everyone, this is Eddy sitting in for JB again. She's been crazy busy at work and way too tired at night to post anything, so she asked if I could please say hello and thank you to everyone who's been by to leave a comment since she was here last. She also wanted me to post the latest Cadbury commercial and the conversation that she and I had about it.

Eddy: Have you seen that new commercial with the two possessed looking kids? WTF?

JB: Yeah! It's like the Exorcist for chocolate!!

Eddy: It's f-ing stupid. I can't change the channel fast enough when it comes on.

JB: I've seen it like ten times and I still don't get it. It's freakin' creepy.

Eddy: I can't stand it. The kids and the music together is enough to make me want to scratch my eyes out.

JB: Hahaha!! Can you post it? I have to be at work really early again.

Eddy: Yeah, OK.

JB: I swear, it scares me.

Eddy: I hate it. It's annoying.

JB: It's f**king creepy.


Well, what do you guys have to say? Leave some feedback. :)

Until next time,
Eddy

Glamour Gets Real

Hey everyone, this is Eddy sitting in for JB. I'm posting today because I want to share a photo that will appear in the November issue of Glamour magazine.

Far left: Crystal Renn, Amy Lemons, Ashley Graham, Kate Dillon, Anansa Sims and Jennie Runk. Bottom Center: Lizzie Miller. Photo: Matthias Vriens-McGrath

Who are those beautiful women pictured above? Well, first, I want to say kudos to Glamour magazine for printing a photo of what most women (JB and myself included) look like without their clothes on. As for those seven lovely ladies, they are some of the top plus-size models working in the fashion industry. Yes, I said plus-size. Apparently, any model above a size 6 is considered plus-size. WTF????

I think the fashion industry needs a serious reality check.

What do you guys think?

Until next time,
Eddy