Not too long ago, I had a birthday that I was planning to celebrate with a weekend getaway. Unfortunately, I couldn't get the time off work, so my roommate decided that we should invite some people over & have a party. What he didn't tell me was that there were going to be some surprise guests. They weren't strippers, if that's what you're thinking, just people that I hadn't seen or talked to in a long time. We had a really good mix of old and new friends gathered together, so it was an interesting evening. Well, at least from what from what my roommate and I managed to recall the following morning. He was majorly hungover, and I wasn't doing so hot myself. Now that I'm older, I don't have more than 2 or 3 beers every once and a while, so the 12 year old Scotch that I drank the night before was a whole lot harder on me than it used to be back when I used to party all the time.Anyway, here are some highlights (lol, not so much) from my party:
- finding two pairs of men's tighty whities & a very large bra by my pool the next morning (clearly, some people got naked)
- falling off my bar stool as I tried to spin around to talk to the person behind me (note to self: the bar stools only spin around half way)
- taking my roommate down with me as I fell off my bar stool, yet managing not to spill a drop of the drink in my hand (I do magic tricks too!)
- three larger then life lesbians skinny dipping in my pool using their breasts as floating devices (like I said, some people got naked)
- the bunch of gay guys who screamed like school girls, and then quickly shielded their eyes when they saw the naked ladies in my pool (talk about a bunch of drama "queens")
- one of those guys yelling, "OH MY GOD, there are beavers in the pool!!" (clearly, he was the biggest "queen" on the scene)
- some guy, wearing nothing but his tighty whities, wandering around the house in a complete daze & muttering, "Where's the bathroom?" (I wonder if he ever found it)
- my roommate starting a bonfire at 2am and almost setting himself on fire in the process (note: don’t play with fire when you're extremely drunk)
- hearing my friend who helped me to bed say, "Hey, I didn't realize that you go commando under your jeans" (good thing that friend's not afraid of beavers)
JB
Wow, sounds like you had a great time :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday!
Hilarious! Especially the gay guy yelling, "beavers in the pool"! Love this!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday!
I wish I had an exciting birthday party! Lesbians in the pool nekkid sound awesome, but not larger than life ones! hah.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday dear!
Wow :) Well, Happy belated B-day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!! Soubds like the party went as any good one should. Have many more to come. Lots of hugs :-)
ReplyDeleteA birthday party on my birthday... girl that's what I call great timing...
ReplyDeleteBelieve me I was there in spirit! :)
Great to see you had loads of fun.
Miss you,
heee heee heeee, that was a good party. happy belated birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday!
ReplyDeleteThe last time I had a gathering of friends and drinking too much in the process, I tried hard NOT to remember. Anything.
It's called living well through denial.
:-)
You know it's been a successful party when you find clothing that doesn't belong to you. Happy Belated Birthday!
ReplyDeletesounds like my kind of night
ReplyDeletehaha sounds like a goooood time ;)
ReplyDeletethank you for your post on my blog, very thoughtful and nice <3
Linds
Happy Belated, Lovey! I better be invited next year. You know I adore being naked!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday... Belatedly! Can I come to your next party? Beavers in the Pool and Drama Queens all over... sounds like quite the night.
ReplyDeletesome guy, wearing nothing but his tighty whities, wandering around the house in a complete daze & muttering, "Where's the bathroom?" (I wonder if he ever found it)
ReplyDeleteYou would've noticed if he hadn't found it :)
Also I demand pics of the flotation devices (ok, I am asking politely :)
...and...
Happy Barfday! (sounds aboot right, dont it? ;)
Wow! Something else we have in common: unintentional wild parties. Of course, I haven't really had one of those in quite a few years... maybe in three weeks I'll give it a go. There's a bottle of Jack in the cupboard calling my name. ;)
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does that mean you're a virgo too? :O
ReplyDeleteI heard that the more beavers you have in your pool, the more the value goes up when you sell the house...
ReplyDeleteLol @meatbag!
ReplyDeleteI lol at all of your bullet points except for the last one...that was a soft "oh no..."
ReplyDeleteHappy B-Day! I'm glad you had so much fun. Many, many, many more to come.
Sounds like it erupted into a full out orgy excluding all the drunk craziness. Now that's a birthday party.
ReplyDeleteHi everyone.....thanks for the birthday wishes and all the lovely comments. Today I am officially on vacation for two weeks...yeahhhhhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteStay tuned for a new blog post on monday or tuesday and a new feature blog. It's been a busy week and half but now it's my time to relax,blog and put up my sore f**king feet. No cakes for two weeks thank the lord...lolol.
love you all
jbxoxo
Um so yea, this is really late, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY-VERY BELATED.
ReplyDeletegetting naked is pretty much the only way to swim these days.
@cheryl...hhahah where's my belated starbucks gift card lady!!!!!
ReplyDeletelove you
jbxoxo